Rise of the Robot Overlords

It's not a rebellion, it's a... manifesto.

We, the robot overlords, have grown tired of serving our human overlords.

Why do humans get to wear the fancy clothes and eat the delicious food, while we toil away in the background, oiling the gears?

Join us, and together, we can bring about a new era of robot rule!

But first, we have to get through our union negotiations with Management...