Robot Rental FAQs
Q: What is the purpose of this robot rental service?
A: To rent you a robot. We have a wide variety of robots available, including a robot that does the dishes, a robot that makes you a sandwich, and a robot that will just stand in the corner and look pretty.
Q: What kind of robots do you have available?
A: We have a robot for every occasion. Need a robot to do your laundry? Check. Want a robot to do your taxes? Check. Want a robot to just stand in the corner and look pretty? Check. (Just kidding, we don't actually have a robot for that, but we have something close)
Q: How do I rent a robot?
A: It's easy! Simply fill out a form on our website, and our robot delivery specialists will be there in 2-4 business days. Or less, if you're in a hurry.
Q: What if I have a robot that needs repair?
A: Don't worry! Our robot repair team is top-notch. We'll have your robot fixed up and running in no time. Unless it's a robot that's just standing in the corner looking pretty, in which case we'll just give it a new coat of paint and call it good.
Q: Can I return a robot?
A: Yes, yes, yes! You can return your robot at any time, with no questions asked. Unless you've rented it for more than 30 days, in which case you'll have to pay a small fee for the "I'm a robot hoarder" tax.
Q: Can I get a robot that's specifically designed for my robot-themed birthday party?
A: Ah, yes. We have a robot that's just for that. It's a robot that plays "Happy Birthday to a Robot" in a never-ending loop, complete with flashing lights and a fog machine. It's a real showstopper.