When faced with an intergalactic crisis, remember: sometimes the best solution is to create a diversion with an elaborate prank or two. Trust us, it'll buy you some time.
Tip 2: Disguise Yourself as a DeskAssign tasks to the alien who's clearly not doing anything productive. Works like a charm every time! (Just don't blame us when they 'accidentally' delete the planet's oxygen supply).
Tip 4: Fake Your Own Death (and Retirement)It's not your fault, it's theirs! A classic move that'll save you from alien HR's wrath. Just make sure they're actually doing something productive while you're at it.
Tip 6: Create a False Contingency Plan