By subscribing to this robot simulation, you agree to these terms and conditions.

1. You will be given access to a virtual robot that will perform tasks for you, but not necessarily well.

2. You will be required to provide a minimum of 5 hours of coffee per week for the robot to function.

3. The robot may occasionally malfunction and destroy your favorite coffee mug. Sorry.

Read the full terms of service for more details.

Frequently Asked Questions about the robot simulation

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