Robot Snack Safety Emergency Procedures

**In the Event of a Snack Emergency**

1. Remain calm and assess the situation.

2. Contact the Robot Snack Safety Team (RST) at 1-800-ROBOT-SNACK.

3. Follow the instructions of your Robot Overlord.

Remember: Safety First! (Unless it's a Taco Tuesday)

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