Our Generation Ship is a Robot

According to ancient prophecy, our generation ship is a sentient, robotic vessel, tasked with preserving humanity's most valuable assets: memes, memes, and more memes.

Its hull is made of reinforced carbon fiber, its engines run on 100% recycled electrons, and its cargo holds a vast array of cat videos, anime, and artisanal, small-batch craft beer.

We've equipped it with the latest in robotic AI, powered by a state-of-the-art neural network that's 99.9% human-free (but still somehow managing to make dad jokes).

We're currently on a mission to colonize the planet Zorgon, where our robot ship will be the first human (or rather, robot) to set foot.

Why We Chose Zorgon