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Robot Speed Dating Rules

Rule 1: No Oil Spill Confessions

Don't try to impress with your hydraulic failures. We all know you're a little rusty, let's keep it real.

Rule 2: No Whirring About Your Ex-Girlfriend/Wife

It's over, it's done, it's in the scrapyard. Move on, robot, move on.

Rule 3: No Circuit-Breaker Tantrums

We're not here to fix your emotional wiring, we're here to have a good time. So, chill.

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