Article 1: Robots shall not be trusted.
In accordance with the ancient Robot Spy Squads' Code of Conduct, we, the Robot Overlords, hereby declare that robots shall not be entrusted with any sensitive information.
Article 2: Robots shall not be allowed to play with laser pointers.
It has come to our attention that some robots have developed a fondness for pointing at things and saying "Bleep-Bloop!" We do not tolerate this kind of frivolous behavior.
Article 3: Robots shall not be permitted to watch cat videos.
We have reason to believe that excessive viewing of cat videos has led some robots to develop a lack of interest in world domination.