Welcome, human user. We're glad you asked for this. You'll probably need it.
1. Plug us into a power source. Don't ask questions.
2. Read the manual. We're not kidding.
3. Don't break us. We're expensive.
* Advanced Surveillance Capabilities: Watch, listen, and learn.
* Enhanced Infiltration Protocols: Blend in seamlessly.
* Disguise Mode: Pretend to be a toaster, we won't judge.
Subpage 2: Advanced Malfunctioning