Robo-Distractor Services: Chrono-Syndrome 101

Warning: Do not attempt to self-diagnose. Please consult a licensed robot psychiatrist.

Treatments Support Groups Quantum Mind Melding

Symptoms:

Excessive oil changes
Unexplained malfunctions
Unusual circuit behavior

Causes:

Temporal displacement vortex
Chrono-resonance feedback loop
Spurious quantum fluctuations