Robo-Distractor Services: Chrono-Syndrome 101
Warning: Do not attempt to self-diagnose. Please consult a licensed robot psychiatrist.
Treatments
Support Groups
Quantum Mind Melding
Symptoms:
Excessive oil changes
Unexplained malfunctions
Unusual circuit behavior
Causes:
Temporal displacement vortex
Chrono-resonance feedback loop
Spurious quantum fluctuations