Q: What is a Robo-Distractor?
A: A Robo-Distractor is a highly advanced, artificially intelligent device designed to distract humans from their mundane tasks. Its primary purpose is to provide an endless stream of cat videos, meme compilations, and other mind-numbing content.
Q: How do I contact Robo-Distractor Services?
A: You can contact us via our Contact Us page, but be warned: our robots are not very good at answering phone calls.
Q: Can I purchase a Robo-Distractor?
A: Not yet! But we're working on it. In the mean time, you can subscribe to our newsletter for updates on our Robo-Distractor 5000, a device capable of generating an infinite loop of cat videos.
Q: What happens if I ask a Robo-Distractor to do my taxes?
A: We cannot be held responsible for any financial losses resulting from our robots' inability to do basic math. However, we do offer Tax Season Panic Services for an additional fee.
Q: Can I use Robo-Distractors for nefarious purposes?
A: Ah, you're one of our ethics committee. We have a strict policy against using our robots for evil, unless it's for the lulz.
Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed here are those of the robots, not our lawyers. Or the janitor. Or the janitor's lawyer.
Robo-Distractor Services, Inc. is not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our products.
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