Robo-Distractor Repair: The Subpage of Unintended Consequences

Warning: Do not attempt to repair a Robo-Distractor in the wild. Our services are only for the most extreme of cases.

Our team of expert Robo-Distractor technicians will:

• Replace your Robo-Distractor's rusty gears with our proprietary Super-Duracleaner coating
• Update your Robo-Distractor's firmware to the latest BureaucRAT operating system
• Provide a complimentary Dispersal of your Robo-Distractor's previous owners' data

We also offer a range of add-ons:

• Extra Armor (because who doesn't want to be over-protected?)
• Extra Gizmos (because who needs functionality when you can have more widgets?)