Miniature Drone Hacking Services

Welcome to our top-secret underground lair, hidden behind a dumpster in a nondescript alleyway. We specialize in hacking miniature drones for nefarious purposes.

Our Services:

• Drone tracking and surveillance for that ex who just won't leave you alone.
• Miniature drone delivery services for that hard-to-reach package you need delivered... discreetly.
• Drone-based espionage services for that rival corporation that just won't share.
• Drone-piloted cat-astrophe simulations for that annoying neighbor who insists on playing his accordion at 2am.

Our rates are negotiable, but our results are not. Don't bother trying to reach us, we're watching you.

Note: Please do not attempt to contact us directly. We are watching. Always.