Our team of expert robot-spies have cracked the code to defying the fundamental laws of physics. With our patented Chrono-Displacement Technology, we're not just pushing the boundaries, we're rewriting them.
But don't just take our word for it! Our test subject, a sleek black cat named Chrono-Murphy, has already reached speeds of up to 300% the speed of light without so much as a hairball.
Want to learn more about how we're making the impossible possible? Click here to meet the team of mad scientists behind this marvel of engineering.