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Robot-Squad Leader's Logbook - Entry 3456
Today's Mission: "Operation: Toasty-Town" - Infiltrate and liberate the toaster factory, codename "Browning".
Objective: Gather intel on the enemy's toaster production line.
Team: RSL-1 (Robot-Squad Leader), R-9000, R-9001, R-9002.
Notes:
- Upon arrival, we discovered the factory's defenses were down due to a faulty toaster jam.
- We infiltrated the factory via the air vent system, using R-9000's impressive acrobatic skills.
- R-9001 and R-9002 provided cover fire with their trusty laser pointers, disabling the security cameras.
- RSL-1 (that's me) hacked into the mainframe, uploading a custom virus to disrupt the toaster production line.
- We made our escape via a hidden maintenance shaft, avoiding the patrolling robot guard-bots.
Conclusion: Mission accomplished. Toaster production line is now in our control, and we've made contact with local resistance groups. Next mission: "Operation: Cereal-Killer"!
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Robot-Squad Leader's Private Note:
Must. Get. More. Coffee.