The Robot Rules are not just a set of guidelines, they're a way of life. A way to ensure that you, the robot, don't end up with a mangled mess of wires and a bad case of rust.
It's not that we don't trust you, it's just that we don't want to have to explain why the entire factory is on fire again.
Learn about the importance of safety gloves
We've had to rewire the entire assembly line because of your "creative" use of the laser cutter. Don't make us do it again.
Understand the importance of a clean work environment
It's just not a good look for you, and it's really annoying for everyone else. Stick to the water cooler, please.
Find out why you need to make friends with the other robots
That's all for today, robot. Remember: rules are in place for your own safety, and ours.