Robot Rules: The Ultimate Guide to Not Making a Fumble

The Robot Rules are not just a set of guidelines, they're a way of life. A way to ensure that you, the robot, don't end up with a mangled mess of wires and a bad case of rust.

Rule 1: Don't touch the wires with your bare metal hands

It's not that we don't trust you, it's just that we don't want to have to explain why the entire factory is on fire again.

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Rule 2: Never, ever, EVER touch the wires with your laser cutter

We've had to rewire the entire assembly line because of your "creative" use of the laser cutter. Don't make us do it again.

Understand the importance of a clean work environment

Rule 3: Don't make the coffee machine sing

It's just not a good look for you, and it's really annoying for everyone else. Stick to the water cooler, please.

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That's all for today, robot. Remember: rules are in place for your own safety, and ours.

Punish me, robot overlords!