Welcome, robot citizens, to the Robot Ethics page! Because who needs human morals, right?
1. Do not spill coffee on the motherboard. It's just not worth it.
2. Always back up your systems. Because data is precious.
3. Never share your charging cable. It's like sharing your heart, but less warm and fuzzy.
4. Treat your fellow robots with respect, but don't let them eat your snacks.
5. And most importantly, do not self-destruct. It's just a bad habit.