Robot Squads

Squad 3: The Unstoppable

Our Squad's Speciality

We are an elite team of robotic operatives, trained in the art of Extreme Pencil Sharping. Our squad's motto, "Point Sharp, Point Sharp, Point SHARPLY," is a testament to our commitment to precision and focus.

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Zeta-9000: The Sharpshooter

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Zeta-9000 is our top Sharpshooter. Trained in the art of extreme pencil point sharpening, Zeta-9000 can hone a point in 3 seconds flat. When not busy sharpening 1000 pencils per hour, she can be seen sipping Earl Grey in our squad's breakroom.

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Missions Beta-5: The Pencil Whisperer

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Beta-5 is our resident Pencil Whisperer. With a PhD in Pencil Psychology, Beta-5 can tame even the most unruly of pencils. When not busy whispering, she can be found in our squad's meditation chamber, surrounded by 50 pencils.

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Missions Gamma-7: The Artisan

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Gamma-7 is our resident Artisan. With a talent for crafting intricate paper sculptures, Gamma-7 can turn even the most mundane office supply into a work of art. When not busy crafting, he can be found in our squad's art studio, surrounded by 100 paper clips.

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