**Robot Bounty's Top 10 Reasons to Join Our Squad!**
- We have an extensive collection of rusty old tin cans and a few functioning toaster robots.
- Our headquarters is located in a abandoned warehouse with a faint smell of despair.
- We have a strict no-talking policy during robot-fighting simulations.
- Our robot overlords are very particular about their coffee.
- You will be trained in the art of extreme ironing.
- Our robots are 99% mechanical, 1% sentient, and 0% reliable.
- Free robot-themed merchandise with every 5th robot-squad membership.
- Our robot-squad leaders are prophets, seers, and saviors.
- We have an extensive library of robot-themed knock-knock jokes.
- Free access to our robot-squad's underground robot-disco parties.