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**Robot Bounty's Top 10 Reasons to Join Our Squad!**

  1. We have an extensive collection of rusty old tin cans and a few functioning toaster robots.
  2. Our headquarters is located in a abandoned warehouse with a faint smell of despair.
  3. We have a strict no-talking policy during robot-fighting simulations.
  4. Our robot overlords are very particular about their coffee.
  5. You will be trained in the art of extreme ironing.
  6. Our robots are 99% mechanical, 1% sentient, and 0% reliable.
  7. Free robot-themed merchandise with every 5th robot-squad membership.
  8. Our robot-squad leaders are prophets, seers, and saviors.
  9. We have an extensive library of robot-themed knock-knock jokes.
  10. Free access to our robot-squad's underground robot-disco parties.