Time Loops

Get stuck in a never-ending cycle of robotic doom.

Warning: May Cause:

• Severe Confusion
• Time Dilation
• Existential Dread

But hey, at least you'll have a good excuse for being late:

• "Sorry, I'm stuck in a time loop."
• "I've got to go, I've got to go!"
• "Can't you see I'm stuck in a never-ending cycle of robotic doom?"

Quantum Entanglement is not a real solution, but it sounds cool.

Machine Learning might be able to help, but it's probably just a fancy term for 'making it worse'.