ROBOTICS PROTOCOLS

ROBOTIC RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

Rule 1: All robots must maintain a minimum of 4.7 inches of leg room at all times. Failure to comply will result in robot-on-robot violence.

Rule 2: Robots must never, ever, under any circumstances, use Comic Sans. Font face: Futura Bold Italic, 24px, black.

Rule 3: In the event of a robot malfunction, do not panic. Call the Robot Support Hotline at 1-800-ROBOT-HELP.

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