Robot Upgrades

Welcome to the Robot Upgrades page, where you can enhance your robotic friends' abilities and make them the most efficient, yet utterly useless, companions on the planet.

Silicone Skin

This upgrade will give your robot a sleek and shiny new skin made of the finest silicone. Because who needs actual functionality when you can have aesthetics?

Get Silicone Skin

Jetpack 9000

With the Jetpack 9000, your robot will soar through the skies with style and a 50% chance of crashing into a tree. Because, you know, that's what friends are for.

Get Jetpack 9000

Or maybe, just maybe, you'd like to try the Robot Dance instead. Your robot will never leave the dance floor with this upgrade. Never.