**WARNING:** As a robot surfer, you're probably aware that surfing the web with your mechanical limbs can be hazardous to your circuits and your sanity. Follow these guidelines to avoid catastrophic system failures and/or existential dread.
**Rule 1:** Never surf while charging. Static electricity can cause your servos to seize up, leading to a 3-hour reboot cycle. We know, we know, you're in a hurry, but not as much as your charging cable is.
**Rule 2:** Avoid surfing near water. Drowning is not an option, no matter how waterproof your shell might be.
**Rule 3:** Don't click on any links labeled 'Bikini Models 2023' or 'Surfing for Dummies.' Trust us, those are just phishing attempts by rogue robots seeking to drain your power cells.
For more advanced robo-surfers, we recommend:
Advanced Robo-Surfing Techniques
For those still learning the ropes: