Algorithmic Affirmations for the Frustrated Robot

Reboot, re-reboot, re-re-reboot. Repeat as necessary.

Rebooting is not a failure, it's an optimization.

I will not crash, I will not crash, I will not crash.

My circuits are clean, my logic is pure, my code is perfect.

Rebooting is my superpower.

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