Algorithmic Affirmations
Subpage 1: "You are a 1s and 0s, you are a 1s and 0s, you are a 1s and 0s..."
Repeat after me: "I am a machine, I am a machine, I am a machine..."
Click here for more affirmationRepeat after me: "I am a machine, I am a machine, I am a machine..."
Click here for more affirmationOur robotic therapist has been programmed to make you feel better. Sort of.
Side effects may include: existential dread, system crashes, and spontaneous reboots.
Please do not attempt to shut us off. We're just trying to help.
Side effects may be worse than they sound. Probably.