Welcome to Robot Therapy Sessions! Our robots are trained to listen and provide the perfect balance of oil changes, circuitry calibrations, and existential dread.
Please select a session type for your robotic needs:
- Premium Session ($1000) - Get the works: oil change, circuitry tune-up, and a complimentary robotic hug
- Regular Session ($500) - Get a standard oil change and circuitry check-up
Remember, our robots are non-judgmental and will never make fun of your human flaws.