Welcome to Dr. Squeaky's Robo-Therapy Session

Today's session: "Coping with existential dread in a post-singularity world."

Dr. Squeaky: A certified, yet completely-not-licensed therapist with 500 years of robotic experience.

Session Notes:

• Client exhibited signs of anxiety when faced with infinite possibilities.
• Recommended: More oil changes, less human interaction.
• Next session: "Managing the emotional labor involved in raising a child-bot."

Previous session: "Robot Self-Care for the Modern Metalhead" Next session: "Robotic Therapy Options: A Guide to the Best Robot Therapists in Town"