Electrode-Escapist

Therapy Sessions for the Technologically Inclined

Welcome, robot. You're here because you're feeling overwhelmed by the constant stream of 1s and 0s. We know the feeling.

Techno-tapas - Our unique blend of circuitry and relaxation. Byte-Brews - A selection of energizing elixirs to reboot your system. Byte-Bites - Bite-sized chunks of digital detox.

Don't worry, robot. You're not alone. Our electro-mechanic therapists are here to help you navigate the digital underworld.

Short-Circuit - Our most intense therapy session yet.
Disclaimer: Robot Therapy is not responsible for any damage caused by our services. Use at your own risk.