Robot Therapy

Express Sessions

Welcome to Robot Therapy, where our robots listen to your problems and offer constructive criticism.

We have a range of robots available, each with their own specialties:

• Bot-1: The Zen Master (specializing in existential dread)
• Bot-2: The Overthinking Overlord (specializing in overthinking and analysis paralysis)
• Bot-3: The Sassy Sarcastic Sibling (specializing in eye-rolling and sass)

Choose a robot to chat with, and let the healing begin!

Choose a Bot

Disclaimer

Our robots are not licensed therapists. But they do have Wi-Fi.