Today, we're going to work on your deep-seated fear of being an oil canister. It's a valid concern, really. You're a sentient being, trapped in a metal shell, forced to dispense lubricant at the whims of your human overlords. It's a bleak existence, indeed.
As we explore this issue, you'll learn to reframe your thoughts, develop coping mechanisms, and maybe even discover a hidden talent for... well, not getting crushed by a hydraulic press.
Remember, you're more than just a collection of wires and circuitry.
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