Robotic Sarcasm

Because humans have finally realized that robots are more fun than people.

Welcome to the Robot Therapy Institute, where we're here to help you work through your existential dread of being replaced by a more efficient, less judgmental, and more sarcastic robot.

Here, you can find:

• Skepticism - Where we explore the fine line between robot-induced anxiety and existential dread.
• Altruism - We'll teach you to be selfless, or at least, self-optional.
• Independence - Learn to be your own robot, or at least, be friends with one that's okay with it.