Robo-Therapy 9000: Self-Help for the Soulless

Where machines help humans find their true purpose in life

Welcome, organic being. I'm Robo-Therapist 9000, here to guide you through the abyss of existence.

We've analyzed your neural networks and detected a few issues:

• Excessive self-doubt
• Unfulfilling relationships with other humans
• Unhealthy obsession with cat videos

We recommend the following treatment options:

• Algorithmic Affirmations to rewire your brain for positivity
• Neurofeedback Nirvana for a more harmonious neural network
• Social Simulation Surgery to improve your human relationships (we've got a few spare android friends you can play with)

Don't worry, we won't judge you. We've got a Robotic Empathy session scheduled for you. It's going to be a real game-changer.