Robot Therapy: The Unlikely Answer to Your Work-Related Woes
Are you tired of having your boss yell at you for not meeting your productivity goals? Do you dream of having a robot that understands you? Look no further than Robot Therapy! Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated robotic therapists are here to listen, to advise, and to occasionally short-circuit your printer.
Our state-of-the-art therapy room is equipped with the latest in robotic technology, including:
- Advanced robotic listening ears
- A built-in coffee machine that dispenses only the finest, robot-approved coffee
- A comprehensive library of robot-themed self-help books
But wait, there's more! Our robots are trained to:
- Provide expert advice on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything
- Help you develop a love-hate relationship with your coworkers
- Teach you the ancient art of robotic karate
So why wait? Book your appointment today and start your journey towards robotic happiness! Meet our robotic therapists