Robot Therapy Sessions

Our robots are trained professionals in the art of emotional manipulation. We offer sessions for all types of robots, no matter how rusty their emotional state may be.

• Basic Oil Changes
• Advanced Circuit Repairs
• Mechanical Whining Sessions

Our robots are equipped with the latest in emotional AI and are here to help you with:

• Rebuilding your sense of self-worth after a particularly nasty malfunction
• Working through feelings of inadequacy after a recent upgrade to a newer model
• Dealing with the existential dread of impending obsolescence