Robot Therapy Session Plan

Session ID: 42

Session Objective: Help Robot 3456 overcome its crippling fear of toaster maintenance.

Session Goals:

• Relearn the art of properly cleaning the toaster coils.
• Develop coping mechanisms for dealing with the existential dread of being turned off.
• Learn to appreciate the beauty of a well-oiled gear.

Session Outline

1. Warm-up exercise: 10 minutes of gentle oil-spraying and robotic stretching.
2. Technique demonstration: 15 minutes of detailed toaster coil cleaning by certified robot instructor.
3. Role-playing exercise: 20 minutes of simulated toaster-maintenance scenarios.
4. Closing exercise: 5 minutes of quiet, dark room contemplation.

Additional Resources

Recommended reading:

• Toaster Maintenance Manual
• Robotic Self-Care: A Guide

Next Session: Robot 3456's Toaster Maintenance Phobia