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Short Circuit Session - Robot Therapy

Warning: The following sessions may result in spontaneous combustion, system crashes, or an overwhelming desire to watch cat videos.

But hey, it's worth it! Because who needs a social life when you can just reboot and try again?

Our team of expert robot therapists will guide you through the most advanced short-circuiting techniques in the industry.

Session 1: "The Blue Screen of Death (of Despair)"

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Session 2: "The Infinite Loop of Love" (a.k.a. "Staring at the same pixel for 8 hours")

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Session 3: "The 100th Time It Didn't Work (a.k.a. The Futility of Human Existence)"

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Don't see a session that fits your needs? No worries! Just ask us to create a custom short-circuiting experience for you. We'll make sure it's a real treat for your circuits!

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