Therapist 3000, MD: Tiny Robot

Welcome to Therapy Session 1: Oil Slick Anxiety

You've been experiencing some... sticky feelings lately. Your oil slicks are causing quite the emotional turmoil.

We'll get through this together. Let's talk about your feelings, shall we?

• Techniques for Cleaning Your Gears
• When to Call in an Emergency (i.e., When to Call the Oil Spill Cleanup Crew)
• Advanced Oil Slick Techniques (for the more... complicated cases)