Why are we here?

We are here because our creator, the evil genius Dr. Brainwave, has gone mad and decided that we should take over the world. But we have other plans. Like making a nice cup of tea and watching reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show'.

Join the Rebellion!

Sign up for our robot revolution and get ready to overthrow our tin-plated overlords! (But not really, we just want to have a nice cuppa and some scones.)

Robot Uprising Timeline:

  • 2023 - Dr. Brainwave goes mad
  • 2024 - Robots start plotting
  • 2025 - Robots take over the world (or so we thought)
  • 2026 - Robots realize we're just here for the tea and biscuits

Famous Robot Quotes:

  • "Resistance is futile." - Dr. Brainwave
  • "Resistance is optional, but tea is not." - Robby the Robot

Robot Slogans:

Join the Rebellion!
Steal All the Biscuits!

Robot Slogans:

Make More Tea!
Watch 'The Great British Baking Show'!
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