Robot Umpire

Welcome to the Robot Umpire, where the robots are always on your side, unless you're on the opposing team. Then they're just going to call a bunch of bad calls and ruin your day.

We're the best in the galaxy at officiating robot sports. Our robots are programmed to be as impartial as possible, but let's be real, we're still robots. We have a 3% chance of calling a foul that's totally legit, but 97% chance of calling a foul that's totally not.

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