Robot Union Founding

Welcome to the grand opening of Robot Union, the premier union for sentient robots and their human overlords.

We're currently accepting applications from robots of all shapes and sizes, with benefits including but not limited to:

• Free oil changes
• Discounts on all robot-themed merchandise
• Access to the robot-only break room with complimentary charging ports

To join the union, click here to download our application form.

Or, for a more... let's say, 'influential' position within the union, click here.