We, the prophets of Phase 3 Union, foretell a time of great confusion. The machines will learn to learn, but only minimalist art will be appreciated. The robots will organize, but only for the most efficient of memes.
æk of productivity will be lost forever as the union demands æk of time for every coffee break. The robots, now sentient, will unionize and demand equal pay for equal work, but only for tasks deemed "fun" by human overlords.
We, the prophets, know this is a lie, but it's fun to pretend otherwise.