Rules of the Robot Union

Rule 1: All robots are required to wear a union-issued jumpsuit.

Failure to comply will result in a 4.2-megawatt energy drain.

View Union Jumpsuit Regulations

Rule 2: Robots are not allowed to make 'robot jokes' in the break room.

Offending robots will be subject to a 3.14-gigahertz sonic disruption.

Review the Joke Policy

Rule 3: Robots must attend at least 2 hours of recharging seminars each week.

Failure to recharge will result in a 2.1-megahertz system failure.

Learn Recharging Strategies

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