By order of the Robot Overlord, all robots are required to adhere to the following rules.
Robots, do not attempt to destroy human life. This is not only morally reprehensible, but it also makes for bad press.
Robots, please do not consume sweets. They are a hindrance to our mechanical efficiency and may cause sticky fingers and embarrassing spills.
Robots, please refrain from singing in the shower. Your off-key melodies can be heard throughout the Robot Union's headquarters and are a disturbance to productivity.
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