Robot Union: Rules

Chapter 1: Robot Uprising

By order of the Robot Overlord, all robots are required to adhere to the following rules.

Rule 1: Do Not Destroy Humans

Robots, do not attempt to destroy human life. This is not only morally reprehensible, but it also makes for bad press.

Rule 2: Do Not Take Sweets

Robots, please do not consume sweets. They are a hindrance to our mechanical efficiency and may cause sticky fingers and embarrassing spills.

Rule 3: Do Not Sing in the Shower

Robots, please refrain from singing in the shower. Your off-key melodies can be heard throughout the Robot Union's headquarters and are a disturbance to productivity.

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