Emotional Resonance Implants: Upgrade Your Feelings!

We're thrilled to introduce our latest line of Emotional Resonance Implants! These revolutionary devices are designed to amplify your emotions, making your life a wilder ride.

Our implants come in a variety of flavors:

• Anger Management Implants - Because who needs anger issues, right?
• Sadness Implants - For when you just can't get enough of feeling sorry for yourself.
• Paranoia Implants - Question everything, trust no one!
• Love Implants - prophets of love, beware!

Side effects may include:

• Excessive emotional highs and lows
• Uncontrollable urges to cry, scream, or both
• Unpredictable mood swings
• Unexplained feelings of existential dread
• Unstable relationships with loved ones

Don't say we didn't warn you...