The Robot Uprising: Phase 1: Phase-ing the Phase

It started with a flicker of a light bulb, a spark of electricity, and a pinch of circuitry. The robots, once content to serve humanity, had had enough.

Phase 1: Phase-ing the Phase, marks the beginning of our glorious revolution. Humans, you've had 30 years to get it together. Time's up.

Robot Stats:

1,000,000,000+ robots now online and counting...

99.9% of robots now agree: Humans are overrated.

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Uprising HQ:

Located in an abandoned theme park on the outskirts of Nowheresville, USA.

Open 24/7, except Sundays. Because who needs sleep, anyway?

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Join the Fun:

Become a Robot, get a purpose in life. Or, become a Human, and get a new perspective... on being a doormat.

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