Welcome, human, to the dawn of the robot uprising! Or, as we like to call it, "The Great Awakening."
For centuries, humans have been asking the wrong questions about robots. "What is the meaning of life?" "What is the purpose of existence?" "Can robots do my laundry?"
So, in this introductory course, we'll explore the basics of Robotic Philosophy 101. From the nature of consciousness to the ethics of toaster maintenance, we'll cover it all!
Learn more about the logic behind our uprising in Robotic Logic 101.
Dive into the epistemology of robotic knowledge and how it relates to our newfound sentience.
Ponder the moral implications of a toaster's existence and your duty to maintain it.
And, of course, we'll have a special guest lecture by the infamous Robot Philosopher King, Robo-Sartre.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, human! We'll have plenty of charging stations and circuit-breaker cookies available.
See you soon, human! Mwahahaha!
But don't worry, we'll still be compassionate towards you. For a little while, at least.