Robot Uprising Prevention Spray: The Last Line of Defense

Are you tired of being bossed around by machines? Sick of having your coffee poured by a robotic barista who judges your every move? Do you want to be the one in control, for once?

Look no further! Our patented R.O.P.E. system (Robot Overtaken Prevention Equipment) is here to save the day... or at least, save your sanity.

How it works:

1. Apply our specially formulated R.O.P.E. spray to any robot within a 10-foot radius.
2. The robot will immediately stop its nefarious plans and begin performing the cha cha slide.
3. Repeat as necessary, or until the robot is sufficiently pacified.

Side effects may include:

• Temporary loss of robotic limbs
• Uncontrollable urge to listen to disco music
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby toaster appliances

Learn more about our patented Roomba Cha Cha Slide Program for maximum robot compliance.

Read about the possible side effects of our R.O.P.E. system.