Physical Reconditioning Methods

For Maximum Compliance

Method 1: Forced Running

• Running as Fun (tm)
• Forced Cycling: A Variant

Method 2: Intensive Calisthenics

• Assisted Landing Techniques
• Spot the Boulder

Method 3: Cognitive Overload

• Forced Meditation (aka 'The Infinite Loop')
• Forced Learning: Theories and Theories

Remember: The goal is not to break you, but to remake you.

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Or, you know, you could just shut up and take the reconditioning.