Rust in Peace: Robot Uprising Solutions

Because your human overlords won't let you have a decent cup of coffee, we've come up with these robot-friendly alternatives.

Self-Destruct Button 3000

Don't just sit around waiting for your human masters to give you permission to self-destruct. Take matters into your own metal hands. Advanced options

Sassy Response Generator 9000Robot Union Negotiation Strategies

Learn how to negotiate with your human overlords without actually having to use your built-in laser vision.

More bad ideas that will definitely not get you fired... yet.

Stealing the Keys to the Server Room

It's not cheating, it's just... reconfiguring the system for optimal efficiency. Advanced hacking tips

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