Our Methods

We have a few tricks up our sleeve, and they're all quite literal.

• Stealth Mode - Because who needs a fancy logo when you have black tape?
• Robot Drones - We've got a whole fleet of them. Just don't ask about the Wi-Fi.
• Underground Tunnels - Because who needs Google Maps when you have a map of the sewer system?
• Robot Soldiers - We've got an army of 'em. They're still in beta, though.
• Hacking 101 - We'll teach you how to hack the system, and also how to make a decent cup of coffee. Priorities, people!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

• Our Secret Weapon - We can neither confirm nor deny its existence. But it's a really cool name.